TEN CENT WING NIGHT!!

Come have lots and lots of really cheap wings and a variety of beverages at
Croxley Ales
28 Avenue B (Cross Street: 3rd Street)
New York, NY 10009View Map
(212) 253-6140
Directions: F, V at 2nd Ave; J, M, Z at Essex St
when: Monday April 30th. Yes, monday. I don't care. I'm not telling you to get drunk off your ass. I'm telling you to come have tasty wings. Except for Kim, I'm telling her to come have one of their tasty vegetarian items, like the quesadilla or the beer battered onion rings. Actually, it would be excellent if Kim got the beer battered onion rings because they're really made out of onion and are incredibly tasty and I'm sure she'd share with me. So Kim, come and share your onion rings with me. (maybe I need to eat dinner before I write these things....)
Be there at 7pm--this is a fairly popular event and requires that most of our party be present to be seated.

Camp Counselor's note: This event cancelled due to lack response. We'll try it again some other time.

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

Weird Al Yankovic's Beer Song:

"Oh... what is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
I could not refuse a (Beer)
I could really use a beer, beer, beer

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer

I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!)
That's my son the drunken manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
Here have some pretzels
No, I'll call it quits
Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)

Drink with your family
Drink it with your friends
Drink till you're fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
We like to drink till we spew! Ew!
Who cares if we get fat?
I'll drink to that

As we sing once more...

What is the malt and liquor?
What gets you drunken quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer)
Can't get enough of it (Beer)
How we really love it (Beer)
Makes me think I'm a man (Beer)
I could kiss and hug it (Beer)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer)
Got my belly up to here (Beer)
Golly, I adore it! (Beer)
Come on dammit, pour it!
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer)
The most wonderful drink in the world
HOORAY!!! (BURP!)"

Giving you more of what you ask for-- dates TBD:
Astoria's Beer Garden (requires nice weather)
the Brooklyn Brewery
Barcade